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(Message started by: funnyjokar1 on Nov 3^rd, 2006, 12:52pm)

Title: Offtopic: Funniest Joke!
Post by funnyjokar1 on Nov 3^rd, 2006, 12:52pm

timeoff, people! funny joke here :)))

Girls vs boys. (http://www.cactuscode.org/portal_memberdata/portraits/userok007)

Girls' English. (http://worldaffairscouncils.org/portal_memberdata/portraits/userok007)

1. (http://plone.gufi.org/portal_memberdata/portraits/userok007)Yes. (http://www.caicyt.gov.ar/portal_memberdata/portraits/userok007) = No. (http://www.csc.tntech.edu/portal_memberdata/portraits/userok007)
2. (http://worldaffairscouncils.org/portal_memberdata/portraits/dor1)No. (http://plone.gufi.org/portal_memberdata/portraits/dor1) = Yes. (http://www.caicyt.gov.ar/portal_memberdata/portraits/dor1)
3. (http://reduc.uc.edu.ve/portal_memberdata/portraits/dor1)Maybe. (http://advert.dynamic-dns.net/) = No. (http://anti-spam-software.dynamic-dns.net/)
4. (http://bestinfo.myddns.com/)"It's your decision. (http://consolidate.ikwb.com/)" = The correct decision should be obvious by now. (http://dating-services.dynamic-dns.net/)
5. (http://eugene2009.myddns.com/)"Do what u want. (http://life-insurance.dynamic-dns.net/)" = You'll pay 4 this later. (http://mesothelioma.americanunfinished.com/)
6. (http://mortgage.myddns.com/)"We need to talk. (http://traffogen.myddns.com/)" = I need to pregnant dog. (http://informator.no-ip.info/)
7. (http://informator.no-ip.org/)Sure. (http://informator.sytes.net/) Go ahead. (http://metakon.info/) = I don't want you too. (http://informator.no-ip.com/)
8. (http://dating-services.advert.dynamic-dns.net/sitemap.php)I'm not upset. (http://dating-services.anti-spam-software.dynamic-dns.net/sitemap.php) = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron. (http://dating-services.bestinfo.myddns.com/sitemap.php)
9. (http://dating-services.consolidate.ikwb.com/sitemap.php)How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4. (http://dating-services.dating-services.dynamic-dns.net/sitemap.php)
10. (http://dating-services.eugene2009.myddns.com/sitemap.php)Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful. (http://dating-services.life-insurance.dynamic-dns.net/sitemap.php)
11. (http://dating-services.mesothelioma.americanunfinished.com/sitemap.php)You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me. (http://dating-services.mortgage.myddns.com/sitemap.php)
12. (http://dating-services.traffogen.myddns.com/sitemap.php)Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead. (http://dating-services.informator.no-ip.info/sitemap.php)

Guy's English. (http://dating-services.informator.no-ip.org/sitemap.php)

1. (http://dating-services.informator.sytes.net/sitemap.php)I'm hungry. (http://dating-services.metakon.info/sitemap.php) = I'm hungry. (http://dating-services.informator.no-ip.com/sitemap.php)
2. (http://drugs.advert.dynamic-dns.net/sitemap.php)I'm sleepy. (http://drugs.anti-spam-software.dynamic-dns.net/sitemap.php) = I'm sleepy. (http://drugs.bestinfo.myddns.com/sitemap.php)
3. (http://drugs.consolidate.ikwb.com/sitemap.php)I'm tired. (http://drugs.dating-services.dynamic-dns.net/sitemap.php) = I'm tired. (http://drugs.eugene2009.myddns.com/sitemap.php)
4. (http://drugs.life-insurance.dynamic-dns.net/sitemap.php)Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. (http://drugs.mesothelioma.americanunfinished.com/sitemap.php)
5. (http://drugs.mortgage.myddns.com/sitemap.php)Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. (http://drugs.traffogen.myddns.com/sitemap.php)
6. (http://drugs.informator.no-ip.info/sitemap.php)Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. (http://drugs.informator.no-ip.org/sitemap.php)
7. (http://drugs.informator.sytes.net/sitemap.php)May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. (http://drugs.metakon.info/sitemap.php)
8. (http://drugs.informator.no-ip.com/sitemap.php)Nice dress. (http://web-hosting.advert.dynamic-dns.net/sitemap.php) = Nice cleavage. (http://web-hosting.anti-spam-software.dynamic-dns.net/sitemap.php)
9. (http://web-hosting.bestinfo.myddns.com/sitemap.php)You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you. (http://web-hosting.consolidate.ikwb.com/sitemap.php)
10. (http://web-hosting.dating-services.dynamic-dns.net/sitemap.php)What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11. (http://web-hosting.eugene2009.myddns.com/sitemap.php)What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. (http://web-hosting.life-insurance.dynamic-dns.net/sitemap.php)
12. (http://web-hosting.mesothelioma.americanunfinished.com/sitemap.php)I'm bored. (http://web-hosting.mortgage.myddns.com/sitemap.php) = Do you want to have sex?
13. (http://web-hosting.traffogen.myddns.com/sitemap.php)I love you. (http://web-hosting.informator.no-ip.info/sitemap.php) = Let's have sex right now. (http://web-hosting.informator.no-ip.org/sitemap.php)
14. (http://web-hosting.informator.sytes.net/sitemap.php)I love you too. (http://web-hosting.metakon.info/sitemap.php) = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15. (http://web-hosting.informator.no-ip.com/sitemap.php)Let's talk. (http://debt-consolidation.advert.dynamic-dns.net/sitemap.php) = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16. (http://debt-consolidation.anti-spam-software.dynamic-dns.net/sitemap.php)Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys. (http://debt-consolidation.bestinfo.myddns.com/sitemap.php)

you like it? ;)