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Offtopic: Funniest Joke!
« on: Nov 3rd, 2006, 12:52pm »
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timeoff, people! funny joke here Smiley))  
 
Girls vs boys.  
 
Girls' English.  
 
1.Yes. = No.  
2.No. = Yes.  
3.Maybe. = No.  
4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.  
5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later.  
6."We need to talk." = I need to pregnant dog.  
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.  
8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.  
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.  
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.  
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.  
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.  
 
Guy's English.  
 
1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.  
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.  
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.  
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.  
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.  
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.  
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.  
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.  
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.  
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?  
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.  
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?  
13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.  
14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!  
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!  
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.  
 
you like it? Wink  
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